“To serve the citizens of Los Santos to the best of our ability with cowardice, corruption, and melancholy, which includes fighting fires and preventing or mitigating further damages and loss of life, to uphold the San Andreas Fire Code and investigate suspicious fires and bring perpetrators to justice regardless of whether they are guilty or not, to treat gun shot wounds or call individuals deceased when called upon (or bribed), to extricate citizens from dangerous situations even though they may not deserve it, and to rescue cats stuck in trees.” This is our highest calling.